Sunday, March 11, 2007

Fairytales From the Mind of a Madman - Volume 3

In honor of Dr Suess Week {and the fact that nothing else really works tonight so I had time … grrrr} … I have decided to make a favorite of mine a bit more with the times …

I am Crow .. Crow Yanno?

That Crow Yanno? That Crow Yanno? ... I do not like that Crow Yanno?

Do you like Thigh highs and toes?

I do not like them Crow Yanno?. ... I do not like Thigh highs so BLOW!

Wouldn’t you like them by your ears or chin?

I would not like them by my ears and chin. ... I would not like them cuz I like skin! ... I do not like thigh highs Yanno? ... I do not like them Crow go BLOW!

Would you like them on your spouse? ... That girl from work you freaking louse!

I do not like them on my spouse! ... I do not like that girl YOU louse! ... I would not like them by my ears and chin. ... I would not like them cuz I like skin! ... I do not like thigh highs Yanno? ... I do not like them and Crow YOU BLOW!

Would you like them instead of socks? ... Would you like them on that fox?

What’s it got to do with socks? Stop staring at that fox! ... Not on my spouse! ... Not that girl YOU louse! ... I would not like them by my ears and chin. ... I would not like them cuz I like skin! ... I do not like thigh highs Yanno? ... I do not like them and Crow Please BLOW!

Would you? Could you? On the hood of the car? ... Feel them feel them sheer they are!

You flaming sicko not on the car!

You may like them. You will see. ... I hope you don’t like them on people like me?

I don’t like you at all get away from me! ... Not on the car, and your lunacy! ... Stop staring at my socks? You’re scaring that fox! ... Not on my spouse! ... Not that girl YOU louse! ... I would not like them by my ears and chin. ... I would not like them cuz I like skin! ... I do not like thigh highs Yanno? ... I do not like them and Crow NOW GO!

In Porn! In Porn! In Porn! In Porn! ... Could you, would you, like it in some porn?

Not watching porn! Get away from me! ... Hoods of cars? Crow! Just die you see! ... What’s up with the socks? She’s not even a fox! ... Not on my spouse! ... Not that girl YOU louse! ... I would not like them by my ears and chin. ... I would not like them cuz I like skin! .... I do not like thigh highs Yanno? ... I do not like them and Crow Let GO!

Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! ... Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would it get you hot if they were torn?

I don’t give a crap if they are torn. ... Not in the dark. Not watching porn. ... I don’t like you at all get away from me! ... Not on the car, and your lunacy! ... Stop staring at the fox? You’re nummer than rocks! ... Not on my spouse! ... Not that girl YOU louse! ... I would not like them by my ears and chin. ... I would not like them cuz I like skin! ... I do not like thigh highs Yanno? ... I do not like them and Crow NOW GO!

You really don’t like thigh highs and toes?

I do not like YOU Crow Yanno?

You do not like them. So you say. ... Try them! Try them! On this girl with the hot legs!

Crow! If you will let me be, ... I will try them. You will see.

WHO BABY! I do now like thigh highs and toes! ... They’re just as hot as pantyhose! ... And I will love them in the dark. ... Would rather see them be honest and lark ... They’re kinda hot when they are torn. ... Ok you got me I like em in porn. ... I still don’t like you cuz you annoy me! ... They are a lot better than sox, especially on that fox. ... Don’t have a spouse, might try the girl at the other house. ... I need to try them near my chin, I know I know fuck skin! ... I really like thigh highs and toes ... But I still don’t like you Crow YANNO?

And the moral of the story is … Some people can’t be trusted with anything and a little time on their hands … Let’s see what I can do with the Grinch next … muahahahahaha ;8o)

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