Wednesday, March 8, 2006

Superdaddyman Takes on the Pink Mafia - Volume 8

I have decided to take the controls away from that simpleton Jeremy Crow for yet another day, as there appears to be more evil lurking in the shadows of Megalopolis then we even knew about before! If it were not for the tireless effort of Superdaddyman, as we all know, it could get ugly. Yes boys and girls that loveable crime fighter Superdaddyman, defender of the Evils's, Crusader of the fair Maidens of Megalopolis, Virginity Defender, and today especially, the very last line of defense against the evil Pink Mafia, and the horrific allies that it employs to destroy the world, has done it again. Just today I have uncovered yet more reasons that Superdaddyman needs to keep his post ever vigilant to watch the source of all of this evil doing! Superdaddyman has yet again uncovered a fiendish plot that somehow had been flying under even my keenly tuned radar, and until now had been applying it's evil tentacles of Pink Mafia influence into me for far too long. It has been easy to finally get to the bottom of this scheme as that moronic Jeremy Crow's pet ghost has been pouting since last Thursday, when he yelled at her for locking him in a closet {don't tell him I let you in on that one or he might take the laptop away and call it artistic reasons} so Superdaddyman was finally able to get to the bottom of the whole “Gifts From The Ladies Ploy” {GLP} which has been going on for many months now, dating back to last year.

Just this morning as Superdaddyman was working on very important covert missions throughout the Pink Mafia Headquarters {spying out all of the new locations they have place video cameras to catch us fucking off} I came across the latest gift from one of the office maidens that had been left out with a note for the Superdaddyman. It was a bowl of Kit Kats with a note saying “Jeremy, I hope you like these” which immediately showed that the Superdaddyman's cover still has yet to be blown, which is a good thing, but at the same time rather disturbing. If this fair maiden actually thinks she is plying Jeremy Crow with gifts without the knowledge that he is Superdaddyman, then her taste in men is rather skewed at best. At first Superdaddyman of course deduced that she was simply pretending to not know the secret identity of Jeremy Crow, but as time has gone on it was not hard for the super keen intellect of Superdaddyman to figure out the true nature of all of the candy that these fair maidens {or so it would seem} have been showering the alter ego of Superdaddyman with. In reality they are witches, and they are trying to fatten up Jeremy Crow so that they can EAT HIM! I have decided to keep this knowledge from him because that pervert would probably find twisted reasons to find that a good thing.

Historical documentation that Superdaddyman had encountered many years ago spoke of these two German children {and it was later corroborated on Buffy The Vampire Slayer, which obviously proves that it is true!} were once lured away from thier home, and out into the woods by candy, so that they could be fattened up and eaten by an evil witch. Fortunately for all of you Superdaddyman has discovered this as history had only spoken of one witch, and apparently there are TWO of them! When you throw in that other agent of evil {codenamed The Big Bad Wolf … BBW} that had been creating havoc around those times it is an epidemic. To think that all of the great people of Megalopolis could have been in grave danger had not this Super Hero happened upon this great scheme through the use of his alter ego Jeremy Crow. Of course had these two known who they were actually dealing with they might have run off screaming! Now mind you those historical tales supposedly ended happily, but you never know what actually happened to that witch and her accomplice or if they were simply one of many, so we shall have to keep a close eye on these two {as in, on the days they are not wearing those hot little business skirts as well} until they start slipping up on thier true intentions. Perhaps I shall find BBW along the way as well!

Now as Superdaddyman adds yet another duty to his daunting list of heroic deeds, he is going to have to keep a much closer eye on this evil coven before they can get thier hands on someone less prepared to take on thier brand of evil intentions. It's not going to be easy work, but Superdaddyman is prepared to make the sacrifice of eating thier candy, being the focal point of thier intentions, and if it has to go there, he may even have to have sexual relations with them both, probably at the same time even, but don’t worry boys and girls Superdaddyman is after all up to the task! I'll start with the one that always leaves the Victoria’s Secret bags around her office, for we all know that she has to be up to no good, and time shouldn't be wasted when the needs of the many are at stake! Never fear though boys and girls, Superdaddyman will endure all of this horrific suffering for all of you. There’s no need to thank him after all, because above all else, never forget ... Superdaddyman cares! ;8o)

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