Friday, March 3, 2006

Superdaddyman Takes on the Pink Mafia - Volume 7

It's another Friday morning in the life of everyone's favorite Super Hero. On this particular Friday it is also a very special day for Superdaddyman because it is the LAST day of Physical Therapy {PT} until he goes to see the Doctor {QUACK} and becomes cured. Actually the best thing to do is clarify this further, as being “The last day of PT, THIS TIME” because history dictates that after the Insurance Company doesn't get the answer it wants, from the Quack, they will send the Caped Pervader on another mission of torturous and painful quests. They will most likely make sure that it is more time consuming, and invasive in his lifestyle, in an attempt to break him. Little do these people know that as a man {the Jeremy Crow persona} Superdaddyman has faced far more fearsome foes than even the Pink Mafia, and the evil “Insurance Company” can throw at him. Aside from the wretched evil that is thrust upon him daily from such criminal masterminds as Lazius Boycrazius, Captain ADHD, Imtoocutus, and of course the devious leader of Mophaka Al Queholic herself Greektradgedius Inyiddish, Superdaddyman has vanquished bigger evil terrors than these rank amateurs could even get an appointment with to scheme!

First there was the diabolically insane Mommystopholese {codename ... Mom} who used the most hideous mind control devices such as “Abandonment”, “Escapism”, “Class Bigotry”, and later on in her career until it was rendered useless “Name Dropping” to smash at the very will of Superdaddyman for over 30 years. The last 5 years has been spent under a peace treaty known as the Articles of Disownment {AOD} that was finalized when she managed to steal a good chunk of the Superdaddyman's money through an extortion scam in the Bank of Greektradgedius Inyiddish. {BGI} Despite the ramblings of Superdaddyman to thwart that from happening in the first place, the “Estrogen factor” won out and Superdaddyman was proven right. She pissed the money away, and still doesn't love anyone other than herself, but in reality 20 grand or whatever the hell it was, {GTIY will NOT be honest about it} ended up being worth every penny to be free of that evil creature!

We now move on to the awe inspiring and vicious tormentor Ivanna Gitchu {codename ... EX1} who spent many years attacking the Superdaddyman's very ability to feel good about anything. Her incredible ability to see anything and hate it equally to this day is unrivalled by any other of Superdaddyman's foes, current or past. Every last thing she did was based on the fact that she hated every human being she ever came in contact with, but usually she would save the loud and boisterous criticism for the ones that had really big boyfriends to attempt to kill the Superdaddyman for being involved with such a loudmouthed bitch! She still failed and was sentenced to exile in the same slum that she had imprisoned the Superdaddyman for the entire time she had the “ownership papers” of him. Now it is spent with her 400 lb significant other, Manny Gonnaphahkyowife {aka ... that idiot Jeremy Crow's former best friend} and it is where they both belong.

Along came a foe at this time that still comes about every once in a while, but horribly broken and defeated The Mother of all the Evils's {codename ... EX2} who probably did the best at bringing down the Superdaddyman, but when she let her guard down just long enough, the once diabolical himself, Superdaddyman to struck back! He managed to rescue the Evils's from her drug induced, welfare supported, cock roach infested little prison way up in The Peoples Republic Maine. {with hardly any casualties in the Rambo 3 style Exodus} It did take out most of the riches of the Superdaddyman in the process, as the entire Nation of Maine fought hard along side thier Comrade in “Pathetic Like The Rest of Us” In the end Superdaddyman prevailed, and being the “Bruce Wayne” style of Superhero is over rated anyway. Everyone loves Spiderman almost as much as Superdaddyman of course, so you can see the trend.

If these foes weren't bad enough enter the most devious and cunning creature next to The Mother of all the Evils's in the form of Addadicktome Felinus {codename ... EX3} who beguiled the Superdaddyman by pretending to be strait, in an amazing attempt to suck the very last drop of life that Superdaddyman had left, but of course she was thwarted by not actually understanding her own downfalls! Superdaddyman is a professional at wives leaving him, and realistically could have given a shit. When it was brought to Superdaddyman's attention that this very same fiend was now competing WITH him for the attentions of the fair maidens of Megalopolis, it was actually more humorous than anything else! Face THAT Pink Mafia and vile Insurance Company!

These newest criminal foes to the amazing powers of the Superdaddyman haven't got a clue now do they the amount of tolerance to bullshit that the Superdaddyman has built up over the last 35 years! The Superdaddyman has shit out bigger challenges {especially with a half Scottish, half British old, whiney lady doing the cooking for him half the time} than these two pathetically overmatched competitors can throw at this champion of goodness! Now if you excuse me, I am off to have Veronica touch me for the last time … probably ;8o)

Have a question you want answered? Feel free to ask this sicko! Post any question you want Jeremy Crow to answer in the comments section of this blog and he will answer it totally honestly and to the best of his ability A.S.A.P. {One Question & One Answer per Blog, and no answers will be given to things that will harm others!}

Nothing that was printed here was intended to offend anyone, and if it did, you begged for it. If you believe that there are some measures that can be taken to change me, then please feel free to pray for me, and while you are at it yourself, because you read this far, and if you hated every minute of it, then you are an idiot, not me, or the other people who like what I have to say! .. JC~

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