Sunday, September 25, 2005

Some More Reasons I am Jeremy Crow Afterall - Volume 1

Ok ... so I had to do the Astrological chart that Sol's page led to .. I have decided to post it and Highlight the things that are obvious about me ... and Highlight the things that are up for debate ... and Highlight the things that I couldn't fool any of you into beleiving if I tried ... lol ... {Miscellaneous comments by yours truly will be in these thingies}
Name: Jeremy Crow March 5 1970 12:00 PM Time Zone is EST {Ok ... See How It Works}

Rising Sign is in 09 Degrees Cancer Very sensitive by nature, you prefer to be in your own familiar surroundings. Cautious and conservative, you make changes in your life only very slowly, if at all. You do not open up easily to strangers. Friendships are made for life, however -- once given, your trust is forever. Your mother, your home as a child and your early family life in general are very important to you. {other than the fact that it f*cked me up ... lol} You are also very sentimental. When you feel self- confident, you are gentle, giving and protective of the needs of others. But when you feel insecure or threatened, you become overly sensitive to criticism, shy, withdrawn and moody. You have a strong need for security -- in the sense that you are being loved, nourished and protected.

Sun is in 14 Degrees Pisces. Extremely sensitive and emotional, you absorb the emotions of others (whether positive or negative) like a sponge. Emotionally vulnerable, you are easily upset and tend to cry readily. You are at your best when you can structure your environment in such a way that you are surrounded by positive, upbeat people. You are very helpful and understanding of the needs of others. Indeed, at times this can be a disadvantage, because you can be a sucker for anyone who needs help. Shy, dreamy, romantic in nature, you delight in retreating into your private fantasy world. Just be careful that you do not get lost in it! Trust your intuitions -- you may be quite psychic. {Ok so I am WHICKID Pisces, I always have been}

Moon is in 16 Degrees Aquarius. Very freedom-oriented, you must always be able to do what you wish, no matter what. You become stubborn and recalcitrant when others try to force you into a mold. {I should have a different color blue for NO SH*T} You are a true democrat {and a different shade of pink for NO F*CKING WAY} -- you are not a follower, but you enjoy being with those who are like-minded. You appreciate emotional self-control -- you practice it yourself and you look for it in others. You solve problems, including emotional ones, with your brains and intellect, not your feelings. Try to be tolerant of those who have powerful and obvious emotional responses -- not everyone is as objective, cool, dispassionate and detached as you are. {never thought I had ANYTHING in common with Aquarians ... the one blue was a shocker}

Mercury is in 29 Degrees Aquarius. You tend to be very opinionated -- you have strongly felt notions about things and are quite vocal about expressing and defending them. {there's the NO SH*T blue again} Yet you are also an original thinker -- you enjoy shocking others with your offbeat, original thoughts. You appreciate and need mental and intellectual stimulation. Your judgment is usually fair and impartial -- you can be a good critic because you can remain objective and unemotional about most things. {damn I should read up on Aquarians, but throwing all that in with Democrat, I think is really stretching it ... must be b.s. ... lol}

Venus is in 24 Degrees Pisces. You have a dreamy, fanciful, romantic nature and a very creative imagination. Indeed, at times, your private fantasies are more appealing than the reality around you and it is difficult for you to leave them. You tend to be unselfish and giving in relationships and are extremely sensitive of the needs of others. Be very sure that those you help are worthy of your devotion and are not merely taking advantage of your innocence and naivete. {wow, Pisces stuff ... go figure}

Mars is in 29 Degrees Aries. You are very independent and self-assertive, and you have lots of physical energy. You are not satisfied unless you can be the first to do something. As such, you are more comfortable in leadership positions than you are as an underling. {nope ... me Indian ... me not Cheif ... mostly because I don't find it worth it} When you are challenged by anyone for anything, you delight in the competitive process and will fight long and hard for your beliefs. You are bold and courageous and often act without thinking. At times, in your zeal to get ahead, you are tactless and offensive -- learn that cooperation with others can often bring you nearer to your goals quicker because of the support you will get. {as much as it pisses me off to admit it}

Jupiter is in 05 Degrees Scorpio. You love to dig deep beneath surface appearances in order to find out what is really happening. A persistent researcher, you are very interested in the psychology of any situation. You tend to become overwhelmed by the complexity of what you uncover, however, and that makes you a bit gun-shy about explaining things to others. But you must learn to try to communicate as best you can because what you know is really very valuable to others. {oh f*ck yea ... glad to have something to blame it on finally}

Saturn is in 05 Degrees Taurus. Complete freedom of choice makes you ill at ease. You must have a firm, ordered, secure foundation in your life in order to feel comfortable. You do not adapt easily and tend to fear the new and untried. You constantly fear that you do not have enough (love, property, material things, etc.) and this makes you tend toward being selfish, withdrawn and stingy. If you try to surround yourself with supportive people in your environment, you will become more emotionally self-supporting. {only thing I can think of saying is TADAH!!!}

Uranus is in 07 Degrees Libra. You, as well as your entire peer group, have a very free, unstable and unconventional approach to relationships and emotional commitments. You will be attracted to experiments in marriage and shared lifestyles. {not by choice damnit ... but I have to agree} Personal freedom is more important to you than entangling emotional bonds. {nope I am a nester ... I desperately love to build nests, and every woman who ever left me had claw marks all over her} In the realm of art and aesthetics, you are attracted to the bizarre, shocking and unusual. {ask Elonna, and Rachel}

Neptune is in 00 Degrees Sagittarius. You, and your entire generation, are heavily involved in investigating and idealizing foreign and exotic intellectual systems and religious philosophies. The most extreme ideals will be pursued with gusto. You will be at the forefront of humanitarian attempts to improve the lot of those who are in need of assistance. You will be comfortable with the concept of the "global village." {very true, but I think everyone else's idea of how to do these things suck's balls ... I'm actually a conservative with very liberal leanings in art and expression "as long as it ISN'T forced on those that don't want it"}

Pluto is in 26 Degrees Virgo. For your entire generation, this will be a time when profound changes in society's attitude toward work, duty and responsibility will be initiated. {yea as in we stopped all that liberal B.S. which destroyed the family, and is starting to finally accept some more traditional values as being acceptable .. despite what the news tells us .. true tolerance} Radical changes in attitudes toward personal health and general nutrition will be promulgated and gain wide acceptance and practice. {of course I still want a cigarette that has a full days supply of vitamin C}

N. Node is in 11 Degrees Pisces. You're attracted to others who need your assistance. You seem to go out of your way to form relationships with those who are weak, sick, injured, addicted or troubled in some way or other. At your best you can indeed provide the relief that others need. But at times you can be victimized by those who would prey on your good nature and take advantage of you. This can lead to all sorts of negative situations -- make sure that those you assist are truly worthy of your time, energy and commitment. A little enlightened self-protectiveness on your part can make your life work much, much smoother! {geeze you would think I just got done saying I was a Pisces, and the week previus saying I am co-dependant or something}

I hope you all had as much fun reading this as I had making it, highlighting it, and commenting on it ... ;8o)